My friend Lindsay Diamond, who is not a pornstar, graduated from FIDM (Fashion school) this past weekend. A group of friends and I decided we'd go to the ceremony and support her but we knew we needed some pretty sweet swag if we were going to do this right. My friend asked if we should make a poster. That was funny. I immediately knew that everyone needed a neon T-shirt and that I would handle the rest.
I have a new obsession with photoshop. I have spent countless hours lately watching tutorials on youtube, trying them out myself, epically failing, and starting over. And though I have yet to learn how to give myself a six pack, fuller hair, or a peg-leg, I am becoming rather successful at cropping myself and my closest friends into way cooler situations than Cabo Cantina on a Wednesday night.
And this was the result...
Now, Lindsay and her mother have two of the most severe ADHD cases I've seen in a living human, or for that matter a goldfish. As a result, these are the best group photos we managed...
**Lindsay's mom asked that I use my photoshop skills to glam her up a bit as well and since "moms know best" I knew I had to obey
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Congrats to all the recent graduates of 2012. Now go get a job.